Sebelum dan Selepas: Cinta, Kasih, Sayang &Hati

CINTA : 
 (sebelum kahwin) 
C = cubit kiri, kanan rasa.
I = impian indah ibarat syurga.
N = nikah impian utama.
T = taat setia membawa bahagia.
A = awal dan akhir bersama-sama

(selepas kahwin)
C = cuka yang dituang pada luka.
I = iblis yang merosak minda.
N = nafsu semata-mata.
T = tuba yang dibalas semula.
A = api dalam neraka.

KASIH : 
(sebelum kahwin)
K = kongsi semua suka duka.
A = abang adik, ayang anja.
S = sumpah janji di bibir sentiasa.
I = istana bahagia dah dicipta.
H = hatiku hatimu jua.

(selepas kahwin)
K = kaki tangan naik kat kepala.
A = abuk pun tara, nak makan apa??
S = simpati langsung tak ada.
I = ironi membakar jiwa
H = hidup mati sama je.

SAYANG :

(sebelum kahwin) 
S = sikit-sikit SORRY, sikit-sikit SORRY, mengada!
A = asal free mesti nak
Y = you lap me, I lap you!
A = apa saja sanggup diduga.
N = nak itu, nak ini... mesti dapat.
G = gula-gula, coklat, teddy bear hadiah utama.

(selepas kahwin)
 S = salah sikit kiamat dunia.
A = air tak sedap, basahlah mata.
Y = yang betul dia je.
A = ada takde, bagi anak reti la.
N = nak dilawan, digelar derhaka.
G = gaduh sampai lebam.

HATI : 

(sebelum kahwin)
H = hanya dikau yang daku cinta.
A = air paip pun manis macam gula.
T = tak jumpa sehari boleh jadi gila.
I = igauan indah tak terkira.

(selepas kahwin)
H = hantu jembalang lagi sempurna.
A = air mata jadi teman setia.
T = tempat mengadu dah tak ada.
I = ikut hati mati, ikut rasa binasa... nak buat macam mana?

tetapi yg sePATUTnya ialah... 

C-  Cinta sebelum berkahwin, biar sederhana, tak melanggar batas agama
I-  Impian rumahtangga dirancangkan bersama (bkn praktikal seblm nikah)
N-  Nikah didahulukan pembuka gerbang kebahagiaan
T-  Timang cahaya mata sbg pengikat kasih sayang
A-  Amalkan perintah Tuhan, Insyaallah bahagia membawa ke syurga.

K-  Kasih berputik dikala pertunangan diikat
A-  Akad dilafaz cinta berbunga
S-  Suami disanjung-tinggi
 I-  Isteri disayangi
H-  Harumlah kasih sepanjang zaman

S-  Sayangkan Isteri kasihkan suami
A-  Ada masalah, dibincangkan bersama
Y-  Yang ringan sama dijinjing, berat sama dipikul
A-  Amalkan hidup bertoleransi
N-  Nak kekalkan bahagia, itu usaha bersama
G-  Gaduh sesekali tu perkara biasa

H-  Hati suami mesti dijaga
A-  Apatah lagi hati isteri yang mudah tersentuh
T-  Tanggung-jawab dipikul bersama
I-  Isteri tak makan hati, suamipun tak cari ganti

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There's making it big

There's making it big. Then there's making the Forbes 400. From Bill Gates and Warren Buffett to Steve Jobs and Nike's Phil Knight, our annual list of the richest people in America is home to icons of technology, investing and industry, with a entry level of $1 billion to make it on the list. It's an elite group, but it's hardly permanent.

Thanks to death and declining fortune, this year 34 members of the 2009 edition were off the list. And over time business cycles and the radical reshaping of the economy lead to even more tectonic shifts. In 1982 the total net worth of the Forbes 400 was $127 billion, with energy fortunes representing 21.6% of the total. This year the total net worth of the list was $1.4 trillion, and finance and investments led the way, responsible for 25.5%.

So who's waiting in the wings? Based on our research, we see 15 people as likely candidates to breach the billion-dollar barrier in the coming years. Call it the Forbes 400 Farm Team. On it are some of the biggest names in entertainment, sports' most branded athletes and businessmen on the brink of making it very big. This elite group of tech moguls, hedge-funders, athletes and entertainers is hovering under billionaire status with a strong chance of breaking into the Forbes 400 ranks this decade, including some well-known names such as Jay-Z, Jerry Seinfeld, Tiger Woods and James Cameron.

Jerry Seinfeld, with an estimated net worth of $800 million, is a very likely bet. His TV show about nothing has earned $2.7 billion in 12 years and could take in $200 million more a year, thanks to syndication payments. Seinfeld has spent some of his portion buying up New York real estate and has a four-car garage (in Manhattan!) for his fleet of vintage motors. The cash-rich star may need another hit: The Marriage Ref wasn't it.

Another likely candidate is producer Jerry Bruckheimer, worth $850 million. The Hollywood producer's blockbuster franchises, like Pirates of the Caribbean and National Treasure, have generated $9 billion at the global box office, with more to come. TV hits include the CSI franchise, Without a Trace and Amazing Race. Director James Cameron moved a lot closer with the release of Avatar, which earned $2.7 billion at the box office and is the bestselling Blu-ray disc of all time. His older films, including Titanic, have earned a combined $3 billion. We estimate his current net worth at $650 million.

[See The Millionaire's Retirement Plan]

With $450 million and a career trajectory aimed right at the sky, we expect Jay-Z could make the list one day as well. Jay-Z has elevated hip-hop to rock arenas, packing ballparks with Eminem this summer. If he keeps selling out monster shows, money will rain down on all his ventures: the Roc Nation label, a back catalog (ownership reverts to him in 2014), Rocawear clothing royalties, a stake in the New Jersey Nets. He'll score nicely if a suitor buys Carol's Daughter, a hot beauty care line backed by Jay-Z and other celebs. He and wife Beyonce Knowles may already be music's first billion-dollar couple.

From sports we see two very familiar names: Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan, each worth $500 million, as likely list members one day soon. Jordan, the former Chicago Bulls wonder, earned $90 million in salary during his playing career. Most of his fortune now derives from endorsement deals with his biggest sponsor, Nike ( NKE - News); he raised his stake in the NBA's Charlotte Bobcats to 80% this year.

Woods' fortune took a beating his year. His agents, the tax man and recently divorced wife Elin Nordegren have all gotten pieces of his $130 million in career prize money and $900 million in revenue from endorsements, appearance fees and golf course design business since 1996. But he will make it to 10 figures if he starts winning again and sponsors return.

The fastest-rising member of this year's 400 was 26-year-old Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, who's net worth sprung from $2 billion last year to $6.9 billion this year. Other social media mavens will likely follow his path in the years ahead. Sean Parker, cofounder of Napster ( NAPS - News) and Plaxo, was the Silicon Valley veteran who joined Facebook in 2004 as its founding president and helped it navigate initial funding. He left in 2005 for venture capital but still has a 4% stake, pushing his net worth to $920 million.

Right behind him at $850 million is Mark Pincus, the love-him-or-hate-him leader of Internet's most popular gaming site, Zynga, named for his late bulldog. Pincus' fourth startup, it grosses some $500 million from virtual goods and promotions with 7-Eleven, Target ( TGT - News) and MTV. "FarmVille," "FrontierVille" and "Zynga Poker" are its most popular games, and it's worth an estimated $5 billion right now.

Then there's Reid Hoffman. A former executive at Apple ( AAPL - News) and PayPal, Hoffman cofounded LinkedIn in 2003; networking site started making money three years later and now has 75 million users; about half its members are outside the U.S. Tiger Global Management bought 1% of the firm in July, valuing it at $2 billion. Hoffman's estimated worth: $340 million.

SEAN PARKER

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Facebook

Estimated net worth: $920 million

Cofounder of Napster and Plaxo, Parker was the Silicon Valley veteran who joined Facebook in 2004 as its founding president and helped it navigate initial funding. He left in 2005 for venture capital but still has a 4% stake. Justin Timberlake plays Parker in the upcoming film "The Social Network."

MARK PINCUS

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Zynga

Estimated net worth: $850 million

Love-him-or-hate-him leader of Internet's most popular gaming site, Zynga, named for his late bulldog. Pincus' fourth startup, it grosses some $500 million from virtual goods and promotions with 7-Eleven, Target, MTV. "FarmVille," "FrontierVille" and "Zynga Poker" are its most popular games.

JERRY BRUCKHEIMER

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Movies, TV

Estimated net worth: $850 million

The Hollywood producer's blockbuster franchises, like "Pirates of the Caribbean" and "National Treasure", have generated $9 billion at the global box office, with more to come. TV hits include the "CSI" franchise, "Without a Trace" and "Amazing Race."

JERRY SEINFELD

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Television

Estimated net worth: $800 million

His TV show about nothing has earned $2.7 billion in 12 years and could take in $200 million more a year, thanks to syndication payments. Seinfeld has spent some of his portion buying up New York real estate and has a four-car garage (in Manhattan!) for his fleet of vintage motors. The cash-rich star may need another hit: "The Marriage Ref" wasn't it.

ERIC LEFKOFSKY

Groupon

Estimated net worth: $750 million

Chicago investor is cofounder and 30% owner of the fastest-growing company ever, Web phenom Groupon, which updates its online audience about deep discounts on products and services. His venture fund, Lightbank, has stakes in 11 companies, including two now public ones: Innerworkings and Echo Global Logistics. As for being outed as an almost-billionaire: "It's a good thing and a bad thing."

WILLIAM ACKMAN

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Hedge Fund

Estimated net worth: $700 million

Ackman may get control of Manhattan's giant apartment complex Stuyvesant Town-Peter Cooper Village. His Pershing Square Capital Management, with a partner, picked up $300 million of its junior debt and launched a foreclosure proceeding, but they may get beaten out by more senior creditors. A judge is set to rule soon. Whatever happens, the hedge fund tycoon has raised his profile.

DENNIS GILLINGS

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Quintiles

Estimated net worth: $700 million

Gillings founded privately held Quintiles, to which the drug industry outsources clinical trials. With $2.8 billion in annual revenue, it is the largest and most influential company in its field.

RAY R. IRANI

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Occidental Petroleum

Estimated net worth: $700 million

Angrier shareholders will cheer when Irani, the third-highest-paid U.S. CEO of the past decade, sets a future retirement date this fall. He'll still get paid like a prince for years. Irani's $600 million in Oxy shares could benefit from a potential 1-billion-barrel find near Bakersfield, Calif., and high oil prices.

The Millionaire's Retirement Plan

Jika anda baru saja memasuki dunia kerja, bersara mungkin tampaknya seperti seumur hidup jauh. Satu juta dolar dengan bersara? Itulah mimpi orang lain, kan? Tidak harus. Ini adalah rancangan bersara miliuner. Untuk perhitungan ini, menganggap pulangan tahunan rata-rata 8%, disesuaikan dengan inflasi sebanyak 3% - sebuah anggaran yang wajar dari imbal hasil dari pasaran rata-rata.

Umur 25: Sebuah Awal yang Baik
Kau 25 dan mendarat yang pekerjaan pertama di tangga kerjaya anda - selamat! Sebelum anda memulakan hidup dengan standard gaji yang baru anda tabungan anggaran, bersara anda. Jika anda mempunyai 401 (k) rencana yang berpadanan dengan sumbangan anda, gunakan! Dolar ini sesuai seperti jaminan pulangan atas pelaburan. Jika anda tidak mempunyai 401 pencocokan (k), mencari reksa dana melalui syarikat pelaburan dengan kos rendah, banyak sekarang menawarkan target dana yang memperuntukkan risiko pelaburan anda dengan tahun bersara yang disasarkan dalam fikiran - yang besar bagi seorang pelabur awal .
Pilih Roth IRA jika anda boleh, anda tidak boleh memotong sumbangan anda dari cukai anda, tetapi anda akan menikmati pengeluaran cukai percuma di 65. Rancangkan untuk bermula dengan menjimatkan sekitar $ 200 per bulan untuk mencapai matlamat jutawan anda, peningkatan jumlah ini bulanan dengan $ 10 setiap tahun sebagai anda mendapatkan kenaikan gaji atau promosi hanya akan mempercepatkan tabungan anda.
Umur 35: Rolling Seiring
Sekarang anda telah menyimpan sekitar $ 45.000 dan anda sudah dewasa dalam kerjaya anda dengan gaji yang lebih besar, tetapi sering, komitmen keluarga seperti anak-anak dan hipotek akan tampak lebih mendesak dari tabungan selama bertahun-tahun emas anda. Jangan membuat kesalahan dengan melambatkan tabungan pensiun anda. Sekarang, anda perlu jalan Facebook sumbangan anda untuk sekitar $ 400 per bulan - ingat bahawa pencocokan 401 (k) akan membantu anda dalam mencapai jumlah ini.
Jika anda mempunyai anak-anak dan bimbang tentang menabung untuk kuliah mereka, melihat cara ini: cara terbaik untuk membantu mereka di masa depan adalah dengan memastikan anda kewangan suara di bersara. Membuat menabung untuk bersara keutamaan.
Umur 45: Holding Steady
Kau pertengahan kerjaya, dan hal-hal yang terlihat baik dalam portfolio bersara anda. tabungan anda telah berkembang menjadi sekitar $ 160.000 - tidak jelek, tetapi masih tidak cukup masa untuk melambatkan. Meningkatkan sumbangan bersara anda untuk sekitar $ 450 per bulan atau lebih, dan anda akan bergulir jalan untuk status jutawan dengan 65.
Umur 55: Dekat dengan Finish Line
Pada usia 55, portfolio bersara anda harus berada di $ 400,000 atau lebih. Anda boleh mula melihat garis finish, tapi mulai bertanya-tanya mengenai risiko. Jika anda telah melabur dalam dana target, portfolio anda telah menyesuaikan peruntukan untuk anda, jika tidak, lihatlah menyesuaikan beberapa pelaburan anda untuk mencerminkan toleransi risiko yang rendah. Dan ingat: pendapatan anda, katakanlah, umur 70 tidak akan dicabut selama 15 tahun - banyak masa untuk naik turun naik pasaran.
Pada usia 55, berharap untuk benar-benar menaikkan yuran bersara anda, untuk sekitar $ 600 per bulan, dan banyak lagi jika anda boleh mengelolanya. Semakin banyak yang anda simpan, semakin cepat anda boleh meninggalkan sembilan-ke-lima belakang.
Umur 65: Pengurusan Aset Prudent
Anda berada di garis finish: seorang jutawan di 65! Kerana anda tidak mempunyai cara untuk menambah tabungan anda sekarang bahawa anda keluar dari tempat kerja, pengurusan aset bijaksana sangat penting. Simpan menutup mata pada portfolio anda sehingga anda boleh membuat sarang telur kali terakhir anda. Melindungi diri terhadap inflasi dan risiko pasaran, dan anda akan menikmati tahun emas anda tanpa bimbang kewangan.
The Bottom Line
Dengan tabungan yang mantap dan kebiasaan kewangan yang cerdas, anda boleh bersara jutawan - mungkin bahkan sebelum anda 65.